For almost as long as I've been eating fortune cookies, I've mentally appended "... in bed" to the end of them. Last night, I thought of an alternate trick that can be almost as much fun, can be safely used in mixed or overly conservative company, is a wry comment on modern society, and it even works with those poorly-written fortunes for which "... in bed" results in complete nonsense:
Instead append ".com". For example:
Tomorrow will bring all sorts of good things.com
Today is a 7.com
This weekend will be filled with luck.com
You are the master of every situation.com
Feudalism: Serf & Turf
