Only in Barbie-land...

"Realizing that his evil plan was falling apart, Preminger jumped onto his horse and raced away. But Preminger's horse knew he was evil and galloped right back to the palace. Preminger was arrested and locked away forever." --from Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper, by Mary Man-Kong

Gah. I can feel the brain cells dying in droves...

Feudalism: Serf & Turf