qibhom: We must periodically worship at the altar of P'Terry, lest something dreadful happen.
aardy: You mean like he might start using Harlequin's plot formulas rather than his own humor?
qibhom: His take on Harlequins might be interesting.
aardy: Yes, but Harlequin's take on P'Terry? -shudder-
qibhom: Now, that would be a nightmare on toast.
aardy: Anyone for Nobby / CMOT Dibbler slashfic?
* qibhom screams!
qibhom: That is painful.
aardy: Knowing slash writers, it's probably already been written and developed its own rabidly loyal hardcore fanbase
qibhom: I stay away from slash. Those folks are almost as weird as furries.
aardy: Anyone for San Diego Chicken / Benny the Bull slash?
qibhom: No, Aardy. Please, no.
Feudalism: Serf & Turf