(Not really, anymore, but I prefer to while away as many hours as I can in a nice little timeshare on the banks of Denial...)
As for non-superheroes...
I didn't know Amazon allowed pictures like that first one on their site. Hmm. This may require more research.
(To the ladies out there: The men's costumes I saw just weren't all that or I might've tried for some equal opportunity hubba. Most of these are only barely worth getting worked up over as is, if that.)
As for this one:
note the that the styles/sizes available includes toddler/infant sizes, children's sizes, and go all the way up to adult male sizes. I have two words for that (aside from wondering who would inflict boots like that upon their toddlers): Sailor Bubba & ManFay.
(The two words being "Hell no." Or perhaps "buzz kill." While we're at it, how about "brain bleach"? Does "brain bleach" work for you?)
Feudalism: Serf & Turf