November 22nd, 2009


Quotes for the week of November 15-22

"SHE found an aardvark
That fell in love with HER
And THEY are so happy."
      --"Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla", Grammar Rock

"Since I gave up hope I feel a lot better"
      --Steve Taylor, from the song of the same title

"So that's what the invisible barrier looks like!"
      --Time Bandits

"That's the last time I'm going to cook in the nude."
      --X-rated cable-TV show host Robin Byrd, after accidentally burning her breasts on a baking pan. (Quoted in Newsweek, "Perspectives", Sept. 4, 1996)

      --The Mask

Feudalism: Serf & Turf
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