1. My username is ____ because ____.
2. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
1. My username is aardy because it's short for Aardy R. DeVarque.
2. My journal is titled "Aardevarque Comment" because the Cerebus letters column was titled "Aardvark Comment," and borrowing it for a blog was the best, most appropriate title I came up with.
3-4. I don't have titles for either of 'em, because I don't need any.
5. My default userpic is the 1/30 scale drawing of an aardvark from Webster's 2nd International Dictionary, because if you're going to pick a default picture of an aardvark, the one in the dictionary is a good one to pick.