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Quotes for the week of September 13-19

"EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS TRUE!
_sorry."
      --sigma7 (either on the rec.arts.comics.xbooks Usenet group, or via e-mail)

"Evil spelled backwards is 'live,' and we all want to live..."
      --Rock & Rule

"'Four ounces,' countered the treadmilling insect, 'and I'll throw in a picture of my sister.' ... As an incitement, the bug showed the humans in the aircar a full-color 3-D hologram of his nude sibling erotically dripping green ichor."
      --Nick Polotta/Phil Foglio, Illegal Aliens

"Friends help friends move. Good friends help friends move bodies."
      --Anonymous; seen in a .sig

"Get it. Got it? Good."
      --Court Jester

"      STOP THAT
With a shudder, the Gee dropped the guns and stumbled backward into the brig under the pointblank blast of the STOP THAT cannon..."
      --Nick Polotta/Phil Foglio, Illegal Aliens

"Heroes died when the squealers bought 'em off
Died when the dealers got 'em off
Welcome to the 'in it for the money as an idol' show"
      --Steve Taylor, "Hero"

"I didn't offer you ANYthing, I'm offering you EVERYTHING!"
      --Rock & Rule

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