"Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate"
("Abandon all hope, ye who enter here")
--Dante Alighieri, Inferno, Canto III, Line 9
"The above are the opinions of one Randy W. Lander. Had they been the biblical truth, your bushes would be on fire."
--Randy Lander, in posts to the rec.arts.comics.* groups on Usenet, circa 1995-1999
"I'd be fired if that were my job / After killing Jason off / And countless screaming Argonauts"
--They Might Be Giants, "Birdhouse In Your Soul"
"Am I in synch?"
--Steve Taylor, from the song of the same title
Feudalism: Serf & Turf