Music:"Plastic Jesus", by Ed Rush and George Cromarty
It's authentic! (Boogie woogie woogie woog)
Here's a billboard I've seen the last few times on my way to the twice-monthly meetings I attend for work. It's for one of the local warehouse-sized mega-churches, and the billboard is right outside their building, placed on the outside of a curve in the highway so that you absolutely can't miss it. (It's also basically right across the highway from coffeechica's house.) I've since also seen the ad all over the place, on the sides of busses, signs in people's front lawns, etc., but it's this billboard that really sticks out in its full, overblown, 15' x 50' glory.
...And my reaction every time is, "What church would advertise Unauthentic Jesus?"